Tue 4.08.2020 Armchair Commando . com
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Windshield sticker for urban pickups.
There are a number of anti gass-guzzler flyers, even fake tickets to stick under the winshield wiper. Here's a sticker to slap straight in front of the driver, print side facing inward:

What are yuppies doing driving oversized pickups with nothing in them, taking up more than their share of a parking space, and putting everyone with lower bumper heights at risk?
WHAT ARE YOU HAULING? Your truck is wasting gas, congesting the streets, and polluting. And it's a safety menace to passenger cars. ...I noticed you aren't hauling anything. Maybe instead you could impress everyone by driving a car.


 
 

For shiny urban pick-up trucks.