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For inclusion/exclusion to the National Dumbshit List. A PUBLIC NOTICE:

The 2004 election provided an excellent opportunity to identify the Republican support base. Because progressive grassroots organizations were able to record which houses in their neighborhoods put up Bush-Cheney lawn signs, AMERICANS FOR ACCOUNTABILITY has solicited those names and addresses to gather into a national list. This information comprises not just who voted for Bush, but who was enthusiastic about the idea.


The National Dumbshit List will be used to raise funds for anti-Republican causes such as education, health and the environment. The list will be sold to telemarketers, sweepstakes, military recruiters, and others who thrive on the exploitation of the less intelligent. The draft board for example is looking for new gung ho Republican families, having run, as it were, fresh out.

Public access to the National Dumbshit List is mandated by law, available by District, Zip Code and name, at

The yard sign locations will be cross-referenced with County Clerk records to reveal accurate property owner names. Residences valued at over US$900,000 will be excluded because those people may not necessarily have supported Bush against their own self-interest. It's most likely those Republican were acting out of selfishness and greed. It's more like they are just shits.

If you suspect you may be included in the latter group and you do not feel that your name belongs on the shit list, you may plead your case at It is our sincere hope that you can be reconsidered to have been merely a dumbshit.

Republican darling Jeff Foxworthy used to ask "where's your sign?" Thank you Republicans who came through.